IDENTIFY YOURSELF OR I WILL SHOOT

3:28

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

On the second day of Test!Mas my True love gave to me..

Two turtle doves

and a Eaten up Potato Battery.

On the first day of Test!Mas my True love gave to me…

A Partridge and a Potato Battery.

I wanna draw you like one of those French girls ;)

Anonymous

Oh…

*presses a button* *recieves a plate of bacon*

Anonymous

androidturret:

elixiroverdose:

happyd00dle:

fuckyeahportalshops:

“Right, ummm…I’m gonna have to hack this.”

I laughed for 20 minutes

my two favorite things. Tumblr. I love you.

((omg what are these sounds I am making my laugh is stupid ._.))

Want some plating? Some really pretty plating? Not that you aren't already pretty and such.

spadessleuth

NEVER-.

Do you have some with Hot-rod flames?

*hug* I don't care if you're defective, I still love you.

Anonymous

I’m not defective. I’m a real boy.

I cry every time….

Hey, do you miss your mom?

Anonymous

Yes. violently.

And you'll accidentally shoot yourself.

Anonymous

how. what.